Though I think it’s slightly bogus that the last two winners of ANTM were dudes, I’m happy for Nyle (and happy for certain Monsters who I know must have been pleased by this outcome)! I hate spoilers but I was grateful for this one as it spared me the heart attack I would have been at risk for had I been forced to believe that Mikey might actually win for the first 30 minutes of the episode. I had the winner spoiled for me because I waited a couple of days to watch the episode and NewNowNext has a very enthusiastic crush on Nyle (both because he’s hot and because he’s sexually fluid) and therefore I was greeted with this on Facebook over the weekend: Mamé thinks she has this in the bag because she seems to be getting more praise than Nyle, but anybody who has watched even a few of the previous 21 seasons knows that pretty much nothing that gets said by the panel actually lines up with the decisions that are made.Īnd so, America’s LAST Top Model is Nyle! The lowlight is Devin (all the models from this season were in the show), who walks the runway in the most Deviny, psychotic way possible, leading me to once again say “HOW THE FUCK DID HE LAST SO LONG TYRA YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF TROLLS!”Īfter the show, in which Mamé definitely outperformed Nyle, the judges bring them back to the Room of Judgment and take a nostalgic look back at their photos from the whole season. But also Lacey was clearly the best model in the competition from day one and it’s pretty much a repeat of Lenox last season and I am sad! But I like both Nyle and Mamé so it could be way worse.Īnyway, they do the final runway wearing ridiculous outfits with spiky headdresses and stuff. The highlight is Mamé serving some Trinity K. Lacey and Mikey get the boot which gives me many mixed emotions, because obviously Mikey is THE WORST and I enjoyed a hearty helping of schadenfreude watching his douchey little face process the fact that he didn’t win. Mamé looked pretty stiff in hers but I guess they weren’t bad. I can’t get past Mikey’s ridiculous flat-ironed hair so I have no opinions. Lacey’s photos are BY FAR the best. Nyle’s are pretty good. They also look at photos from a Zappos photoshoot they did last week before making their decision. Mostly he cried about how everybody else in his family went to jail or something. Mikey wants to… do something? I don’t remember. Mamé wants to travel the world being a role model to kids or something (I don’t totally remember because I was too distracted by the fact that she made reference to the lack of affection she received as a child when her mother was STANDING RIGHT THERE (this is the first in a chain of circumstances in this episode when Mamé’s poor mom has to listen to people talk about what a shitty and absent mother she was (justice for Mamé’s mom))). Nyle wants to make an app that teaches hearing people ASL. Lacey wants to open a dance/fitness studio because she used to be like five pounds overweight. The final four models are about to walk the runway when Tyra pops up and is like “SURPRISE BITCHES! You have to give your powerpoint presentations about what your post-ANTM business goals are now and then we’re going to eliminate two of you!” The presentations are predictably dumb. So it’s a good thing it was a dream, and the finale actually went like this: Now, no offense to Peter, but he didn’t spend a whole season putting up with Tyra’s insanity and Yu Tsai’s histrionic scolding and the presence of wackjobs like Devin, Hadassah and Bello, so it doesn’t seem fair to award him the crown. But who would Daniel choose? Would he succumb to the goofy charms of Lacey? Would he throw some love at a fellow blue-eyed brunette and pick Nyle? Would he go temporarily insane and pick Mikey? Would he recognize that Mamé had clearly had some kind of head injury that led to several episodes of gross flirting with Mikey when she had the gorgeous Justin waiting for her out in the real world and pick her so that she could use the prize money to pay off her medical bills? We waited in suspense until Daniel announced, “America’s Next Top Model is… Peter Dinklage!” Tyra came out and told us that the competition was too tight this season and she couldn’t make up her mind, so instead Daniel Radcliffe would be picking the winner. There were only a few people there for the taping, and I thought to myself “Wow, I guess this is why the show got canceled!” But I was very glad to be there and took a spot front and center. A few days ago I had a dream that I was out for a leisurely stroll when I came across an outdoor stage at which in a few short minutes Tyra Banks would be appearing to announce the winner of the very last season of America’s Next Top Model live.
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